The Claims Adjuster
has adjusted your claims,
which were careless
and incautious and inflated
and unsupported and counterintuitive
and confusing and confused
and surprising and disconcerting
and upsetting and wildly inaccurate
and unnecessary and ill-advised
and misguided and subject to misinterpretation
and inconsistent and conflicting
and troubling and provocative
and unpopular and unproven
and almost impossible to believe.